QUOTES?!

[--IRISH]

Okay so seeing as though many of us have hilarious conversations, in the cbox or on a messenger service between members or even IC, I thought that we should have a thread to preserve all these beautiful gems. So here is where you can do it!

[--IRISH]

mary jayy!
NU
SANTA ISNT REAL
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

The Jessster
IS TOO
WELL
NOT ANYMORE

The Jessster
BECAUSE HE EXPLODED IN GLITTER WHEN HE HIT MY WINDOW

mary jayy!
LOL
I HOPE A RAINDEER POOPS IN YOUR ROOM

The Jessster
I HOPE YOU GET FLEAS AND T-REX ARMS

mary jayy!
LOL I HAVE A BIG BODY AND LEEETLE ARMS.

mary jayy!
I HOPE YOUR TACOBELL IN KALISPELL GOES OUT OF BUSINESS!
I WENT THERE.

[--IRISH]

bottom to top!

Jess: Is it bad that when Nem said "bitch please" I imagined her pulling a face similar to this one.... only on a human, not a horse?

12 Dec 12, 04:24 PM
MARY!: I nee to read over my study guide again before bed

12 Dec 12, 04:24 PM
[×] [o] Vesper: /fails at life

12 Dec 12, 04:24 PM
[×] [o] Vesper: ...*circles

12 Dec 12, 04:24 PM
[×] [o] Vesper: *dances in citcles*

12 Dec 12, 04:23 PM
[×] [o] Nem: shush Jess xDD

12 Dec 12, 04:22 PM
[×] [o] Jess: can't be tamed

12 Dec 12, 04:22 PM
[×] [o] Jess: lol wild nem

12 Dec 12, 04:22 PM
[×] [o] Vesper: Don't make me snap my fingers in z for-may-shun

12 Dec 12, 04:22 PM
[×] [o] Nem: xDD

12 Dec 12, 04:21 PM
[×] [o] Nem: I'll tell you what to do whenever I feel like it

12 Dec 12, 04:21 PM
[×] [o] Nem: Bitch please

12 Dec 12, 04:21 PM
[×] [o] Vesper: SLEEP IS FOR THE LAME

12 Dec 12, 04:20 PM
[×] [o] Jess: bed is for the weak!

12 Dec 12, 04:20 PM
[×] [o] Vesper: don't tell me what to do.

12 Dec 12, 04:20 PM
[×] [o] Jess: noooo

12 Dec 12, 04:20 PM
[×] [o] Nem: ...Go to bed then? xDD

12 Dec 12, 04:19 PM
[×] [o] Vesper
sleeeepy

[--IRISH]

Jess: I apparently assign my horse's face to all of you... so in case you were wondering... you are all awkward gangly two year old fillies

[--IRISH]

Nem: I still haven't forgiven you for saying Mattie sounded like she'd just stepped out of Star Trek, Onz.
Nem: </3
Onzy: Ma'at... MA'AT!
Nem: ITS PRETTY OKAY.
Nem: Now stfu and run back to Morg. xD
Onzy: IT SOUNDS LIKE SHE STEPPED OFF THE ENTERPRISE!
Nem: Bitch please
Nem: I think of amazing names and you're just jealous
Onzy: ... No. You think of names that belong in sci-fi's =P
Nem: Blow me
Irish: *snorts*
Onzy: I would, but you're not a guy...
Nem: I'm now more concerned by the fact that had I been male, you would've..
Nem: And you just like really boring names
Nem: Like Liam
Nem: SO. FUCKING. THERE.
Onzy: DUDE! I having a name that cannot be pronounced to what is 99% of the people that I meet.... OF COURSE I LIKE BORING NAMES!
Morgause: This. This is amazing xD
Nem: YOU DON'T GET CALLED ALICE IN WONDERLAND.
Irish: Hahahahaha
Irish: I feel like I ought to break out the popcorn
Onzy: I GET COMPARED TO FUCKING MONA THE VAMPIRE!
Nem: It's better than people telling you to disappear down a rabbit hole when they want you to leave -.-
Onzy: So disappear down the rabbit hole then Alice =3
Nem: You. Just. Don't. OH MY GOD
Nem: FUCK YOU.
Irish: This is really just
Irish: beautiful
Onzy: Nem, I love you really. Come back!
Nem: Bitch please, like I'm going anywhere
Onzy: -sigh- Wishful thinking to have thought you might actually disappear... =P
Nem: But like I said. Blooooow me. -.-
Onzy: .... LOL!
Nem: Why do I put up with you.
Nem: WE ARE SO OFF FOR SOCIAL PLANS LATER THIS MONTH.
Onzy: THAT'S FINE! NEED TO SAVE MY MONEY ANYWAY!

[NEM]

just a typical conversation with ange.

me: my Facebook was so clogged with apocap
fick
fuck
just

ange: Apococrap
LOL

me: oh my god this keyboard
apocalyptic jokes* but everyone had the same one cause they're all unimaginative fucktards
so yes. apocrap. LOL
or apococrap xD

ange: LOOOL

me: I feel likenyounaol have many hours of fun with my typos

ange: ....Yep
LOL

me: or even 'you will'
shut up
LOL
'likenyounaol'.........'like you will'.....yeeeeah so close. LOL

ange: YES.

me: sigh.

ange: il
y

me: oh we're doing well today
LOL

ange: we really are LOL

[MARY?!]

(the_jesster) smudge would like to tell mark happy boxing day... kitty's favorite holiday
(the_jesster) sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/375319_10151401926096934_296758701_n.jpg

mary jayy! 1:16 pm
LOL

[WHOREMONGERS] 1:22 pm
(the_jesster) she loves boxes
(the_jesster) and eating curling ribbon
(the_jesster) and throwing it back up

mary jayy! 1:30 pm
LOL
SHE IS JUST A CAT
SUCHH*

[WHOREMONGERS] 1:31 pm
(the_jesster) LOL
(the_jesster) She's just a cat LOL

[--IRISH]

mary jayy!
JEFF THAT IS ME
I MISS MY CAT SO MUCH
OMG
SRSLY
I JUST WANT TO HUG ALL THE CATS
I CHASED ONE AROUND MY DADS BOSS'S YARD THE OTHER DAY SAYING LOVE ME.
IT WAS PATHETIC.

[--IRISH]

The Jessster
WHY IS MY LIFE SO COMPLICATED
CHOCOLATES FILLED WITH NASTIES
PEOPLE SENDING ME MESSAGES THAT I DONT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND TO
THE OVERWHELMING DESIRE TO MOVE TO FINLAND AND BECOME A LLAMA HERDER

[morgause]

All of mine that I can remember are a bit too inappropriate I'll try to keep it mostly pg-13.. No guarantees but I'm making the effort.

[THE JESSTER!?]

Nem: -rolls on-

The Jessster: -pokes with toothpick-

Nem: -pokes with fork-

The Jessster: -throws sock at-

Nem: >D
Wait no
that's not right
oh well
-throws cushion at-

The Jessster: -bashes head with frying pan-

Nem: well that escalated quickly
-hits with saucepan-

The Jessster: LOL
-punts over cliff-

Nem: What the
LOL
I'm not feeling the love today
LOL

The Jessster: YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT

Nem: -chucks over Niagra Falls-
I DO NOT LIKE BEING CHUCKED OFF CLIFFS

The Jessster: -strings up by toes and beats with stick like pinata-

Nem:
-throws dirty laundry at-

The Jessster: -tars and feathers-

Nem: -draws and quarters-

The Jessster: You know
we just might be
the most dysfunctional staff ever

[NEM]

Bottom to top ya'll.

IRONMAN: Wow you're amazing.

Nem|phone: Hmm..."Everything special about you came out of a bottle."

IRONMAN: "They're vintage. He's very proud."

Nem|phone: "Has he made you sign his card deck yet?"

IRONMAN: "You and I remember budapest very differently"

IRONMAN: That was probably one of if not the favorite parts.

Nem|phone: "This is just like Budapest all over again!"

Nem|phone: OMG I loved that part.

IRONMAN: You realize you just became one of my favorite people, right? No one will ever have avengers quoting sessions with me.

IRONMAN: "Doth mother know, you weareth her drapes?"

Nem|phone: "I...I don't see how that's a party..."

IRONMAN: I wish my obsession was slight. My friends say "Ironman" or "Avengers" to get my attention instead of my name

IRONMAN: "That man is playing galaga, thought we wouldn't notice, but we did." (Had to.)

IRONMAN: "You need to step away." (and since I haven't gotten to quote my most obsessive Avenger) "Why shouldn't the guy let off a little steam?"

Nem|phone: (I too have a slight obsession with it. LOL)

Nem|phone: "We're not a team, we're a freak show. A chemical time bomb waiting to go off."

IRONMAN: I'm sorry. I know the majority of the lines in Avengers. I am unhealthily obsessed with the Avengers.

IRONMAN: (Sorry, was in the bathroom) Heyyy. That one's hard to respond to. Wait, wait, I know the next line. Hold up. "Yeahh this is a team"

Nem|phone: "You humans are so petty and...tiny."

IRONMAN: "....He's adopted."

Nem|phone: "He killed eighty people in two days."

IRONMAN: I feel weird quoting Cap. It's wrong.

IRONMAN: I understood that reference.

IRONMAN: I LOVE YOU.

Nem|phone: SHWARMA AFTER.

IRONMAN: Shmaaaa.

[--IRISH]

Ange
In America
Do they serve all the students food from the cafeteria?

Me
Umm... I think they can bring their own food xD

Ange
HSM lied to me