Elementary, My Dear Watson

[lincolnharper]

Lincoln Harper || 35 || Single || Straight || Psychiatrist

Lincoln is most often described as eccentric. He prefers animals to people, mainly because they can't talk back, so it saves a whole lot of time arguing, and the only reason they'll bite you is if you actually do something wrong in the first place. He can be quite hard to get along with, for most people, because he is more inclined to point out the ugly truths instead of what you want to hear, and in quite a blunt manner at that. He's extremely intelligent, and can often find himself going off on a tangent in conversation. The only time he's really organised is when he's working, otherwise his house is left in a somewhat ordered jumble of books, clothes, and any other random objects. And, if he doesn't like you, he'll tell you straight off the bat, doesn't believe in pretending to be nice and tolerating people if he really can't stand them that much.

Friends

Lincoln with friends? Good luck with that. Since one of his main dislikes is an estimated 95% of the population, it's hard to find people who don't piss this shrink off. Plus, he has a habit of putting his foot in it. So, to be friends with this man, you have to be strong enough to ignore the crap he throws at you, because even if he's constantly making snide/sarcastic comments, deep down, he really loves you (deep, deep down).

Enemies

Well, he's sure to have plenty of these. Most of his patients actually despise the man...though they keep coming back (so he must be good). He seems to have no sense of self preservation, and, if he doesn't like you, he'll let you know and there's a good chance that he'll spend most of his time antagonising you.

Love

Despite common belief, Lincoln does have feelings...he just doesn't like to show them, especially in public. Maybe something is in the cards for him...but hell, that's gotta be one strong, interesting woman who does it.

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[ashie]

-throws carlee at-

FIRST OFF. Carlee has a hard time getting a long with people as well xDDD But she has to have some kinda feelings cuz she has a daughter. Any way, Carlee's got a butt load of issues, maybe he could be her shrink? xDDDD

She'd probably end up liking him as a shrink cuz in the end she'd be like 'AWH. i feel good about myself and don't cry when i think of my dad's death ' yeah, she was there when her daddy was stabbed to death, AND THEN she was blamed for it, lol.

[lincolnharper]

Put two people who don't like people in a room together...that's going to be fun xD

He'd probably end up liking her, actually. Purely because of the fact that well...she doesn't like people either xD (not that he'll really admit it out loud lol). But yes, he's quite capable of sorting her problems for her...even if he does it in his own weird way xD

[ashie]

lol it'll probably take like three sessions before she finally starts talking cuz i can imagine she'll just sit there glaring at him the first few since she'll have been forced to go, lol. i can see her getting attached to him because he'd be one of the few people that knows about her past xD she'd be like 'you understand me ;____;'

she's lameeee.

[lincolnharper]

Haha that's cool. He'd probably be all "WHOO someone who doesn't want to talk. That makes my day easier"...probably out loud...though he will listen when she does, even if he pretends not to xD

And attachment is fine xD

[ashie]

HE SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT PSYCHIATRIST XD

[lincolnharper]

Yes, yes he is xD

[alex]

*Squee!!!* its Spidey (:
i think that lincoln could be Alex's shrink too. Her parents could be worried about her after the fire and call the barn to see if they can keep an eye on her. Alex is only like 16, so she's still young. She would flip out that her parents called the barn because she doesn't want them getting involved. and she would be really sarcastic and bitchy the first few times, denying that the fire had any impact on her life besides the physical scars.
you likee?

[lincolnharper]

Yup, sounds good to me ^_^

P.S Can't promise that he won't make her cry though...he's a bastard like that xD