Post by --MONSTER MESSENGER on Apr 13, 2011 13:16:34 GMT -8
Hello, my little gossip fanatics! It’s been busy, busy, busy around Addison lately and everyone has given me some of the juiciest pieces of gossip yet! Are you ready for this? I know you’ve just got to be biting your nails right about now, so I won’t make you wait any longer. You’ve got to be dying to get your greedy little hands on this. I certainly was.
--IN BABY NEWS
--IN LOVER NEWS
Our favorite dysfunctional couple have made another appearance, folks! Lucian Garner and Kaitlyn McHail. I have to say, I’m surprised these two are still together. However, with the way Kaitlyn clings to the poor man I’d be surprised if he can breath, much less run and hide. Because, believe me, that’s what anyone sane would do if they came face to face with this girl. Anyway, this piece of news isn’t as juicy as they have been for them in the past. Not much scandalous about a marriage proposal, unless Lucian has a decrepit, secret wife locked away (how Jane Eyre of me)? We can only hope. Well, as we all expected, Kaitlyn said yes after they ran through the rain and had an Italian dinner at Gianna & Giovanni’s. Romantic? Yes. But, I’m not done yet. Only a week later, we caught our soon to be Mrs. Garner exiting a convenience store with, can you guess it? If you said a pregnancy test, you would be right! We may have more baby news in just a few more weeks, everyone!
This gossip guru found a new couple that are sure to deliver us with all the scandal and shock we love to feed on! Kaitlyn, watch out, a new girl in town is just about ready to take your place as the most fucked up and over. Cassie Maher, cute little brunette that she is, was sitting in Addison’s lovely park when the handsome, if not nosy (Cassie’s words, not mind), Haden Levine, happened upon her. After coming up to her and forcing a few words from the girl, who was acting more like a cornered cat with her hackles up, he seemed to find it fit to snatch her notebook right from her fingers. Lemme tell you, if he was looking for a reaction, that got one. The musically inclined Cass seems to keep her private life exactly that—private. Oh, but that makes me (and you, I know) wonder what the girl has to hide, hm? Nothing ever goes without my noticing for long, I can assure you. I’ll dig around and see what dirty little secrets Miss Maher is hiding. Or maybe her new friend Haden will coax it from her? Or perhaps a Miss Alba D’Artigo? Just another screwed up soul out there. Seems Alba and Cassie are two peas in a pod, maybe that’s why they were talking, or… not really. Where, you ask? Where else but the park.
Local cowboy Jace Ely, yeah the one with five brothers (I’d exaggerate to make a point, but I’m all about the facts), was hauling hay with black-haired, brown-eyed beauty Skylar Lambert at the barn. Jace seemed to channeling some old fashioned chivalry, offering to help the girl with the hay load out of sheer good will. Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m suspicious about people that don’t have an ulterior motive. People just aren’t that good. Maybe Jace just happened to notice how pretty Sky was? We can hope, and then maybe we’ll have more gossip on our hands. Pretty soon, we’ll have so much we won’t know what to do with it! Won’t that be fun? I can definitely smell a budding relationship here, folks. Both are new to town, yet I have a tingly feeling I’ll be seeing, and you reading, more about these two!
Oh, guess what I seen! You’ll never guess. Forget it, I’ll just tell you! I just love to shop, and besides there is no better place for some scandal to write about then at the mall. And I spotted Lena Cordell sitting, drinking her coffee when James Deracourt happened to walk up. Now, that woman has had some hard times fall on her, but I would go so far as to say James does not fit into that category. That man is fiiiiinnnee, if I can say so myself, and I do. They chit-chatted and blah blah blah; the only fun piece of information came from James’s mouth about his sister (excuse me, step-sister). Megan Deracourt is ever the party whore. But, that was not nearly the best part of the whole thing! Get this: James? He asked her out. On a movie date! I applaud Lena, however, for her pause before answering in the logical, sane way. Yes! I must say, she better snatch up that gorgeous man before some other woman does. We’ve got ourselves endless gossip with these two, and I do wish them every bit of premature luck!
We’re back to the park for our next little bit. Seems it’s the life of the party lately. Now we’re going to visit our little blond cutie Danielle Marks. Oh, remember her, do you? That girl has more problems with relationships than should be legal! Not that I’m complaining, she keeps me in business! Well, anyway, we all know that her ‘boyfriend’ (I’m being nice with that loose term) moved off to Canada and left Miss Marks out on her ass. Seems she did some good old fashioned brown-nosing and got back in good with her parents. Back under their roof again, Dani. How’s that feeling? She was seen with a newcomer to Addison, however: Damien Dupont. Wooh wee, that man is a fine specimen. At least we can say that Dani has good taste in looks. I don’t know about personality, that Aubrey was a rather spoiled apple. Anyway, seems these two have met before, though! After chasing a stray cat and climbing up a tree to retrieve it, Dani invited Damien to her place where she played doctor on the many scratches the cat she named Napoleon (nice name, Danielle) delivered him. Apparently not being one for subtleties, Damien asked her straight out (blurted, is more like it) if she had a boyfriend. I think Damien has got a crush on our Dani, folks! This is bound to get interesting, and I’m definitely going to be watching this new development![/ul]
--IN OTHER NEWS
Alanie Ellis is certainly getting around lately. Spotted walking home (after her ‘piece of junk’ car got a flat tire) after a long day at work, she took a little shortcut through the park which included sitting and talking to an old acquaintance. That’s not even the best of it, yet. They were flirting! Yes, you heard me correctly. While it rained cats and dogs, they sat under a tree and put the charm on each other. Too bad Lucifer Chandler is homeless. I feel for the guy, really, but he should stay away from that one. She seems to be attracting troubling of the worst kind! Or should I say best kind? It certainly is for us gossip mongers. We’re glad to see Luke around these parts again, however. After a break up with his ex-girlfriend Alexandra Sappington, they both seemed to drop off the face of the planet. However, I’ve seen Alexandra around town, too! Maybe they’ll meet up and rekindle that passion! Who knows, but I’m keeping my eyes open for sure.
There’s a lot of new faces about Addison, and just one of them is the pretty Camdon Vaughn. I’m certainly hoping she provides us with some gossip in the near future. With that last name (yes, she is related to the whorish Griffin Vaughn) anything is possible! I can say that she was spotted cruising around West Addison on a badass looking Kawasaki motorcycle. Unfortunately for her, however, the bike didn’t seem to be enjoying the midnight ride as much as Camdon. The new little mechanic in town got a helping hand in the form of Trent Lawson, however. That’s one I’d keep my eye on, Camdon. Manwhores are not to be trusted, especially around Addison. After making innocent (or not?) conversation he offered to fix the bike for the beauty in his garage, and give her a ride home. Why so nice, Trent? I do have to say, though, they’d make a dashing couple, if it ever progressed as far.
And there is yet another manwhore in town, ladies and gentlemen. I do have to wonder what attracts them all here. Jason Rothschild certainly isn’t too happy to be stuck in Addison, however. But don’t you worry, Jason, this little town has more adventures and gossip laying about then you can shake a stick at. After being kicked out of his parent’s house in Chicago and shipped off to Addison, plus getting his bank accounts severed with just enough to live on, Jason was told to clean up his act. Tough break, Jase. He seems to be taking it all in stride, though. He was seen talking in early morning hours to snarky, stubborn Mikayla Hunt over his coffee and her muffin in the Sugar Shack. I don’t know about you guys, but they seem like a match made in Heaven (or some where). Still, I’d be careful around that boy, Mikayla. You’ll have to break him before he’s any good. At least he’s easy on the eyes.
Now, here’s a story that might induce some tears from a few people. Local horse trainer and veterinarian Anthony Reed has suddenly fallen into the single, father of two category! Apparently his wife, Oceane Harris, has fled the scene of her husband, her newborn child, and five-year-old. Now, I don’t know about you but I was quite shocked at this development. What mother leaves her children without so much as a goodbye? Because, believe me when I say she was there one day, and gone the other. The only explanation was left in the form of a note. I feel for you Anthony, but maybe you’re better off without the woman. She sounds pretty wishy-washy to me. Now he’s got to raise two children by himself, not to mention the horses that depend on him as well. Tough, tough break, man. I hope you can handle all that. We’re going to find out real soon if Mr. Reed breaks under pressure, thanks to Oceane.
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That’s it for now, gossip enthusiasts! But, hey, I’m ever watchful so you can bet your bottom dollar there’s more where this came from!
KEEPIN’ IT REAL,
MONSTER MESSENGER
MONSTER MESSENGER
PS: got some interesting gossip that you just simply can’t keep to yourself?! Then drop me a line and I’ll more than likely be talking about you next issue.[/blockquote][/blockquote][/size][/justify]
