EVERYTHING NEWSDid you guys miss me? Ha! What kind of a question is that? Of course you guys did. Let's just say, there's a lot going on lately. And all I can say is, holy fuck. My good friend, Monger and I agreed that there is just way too much going in, and it's been way too long since I've updated you lovely gossip hungry followers. Let's cut the chatting and get right down to it, the biggest shocker (or at least what I found) is that
Carlee Peters is gone and off to ride on the British dressage team. Yes, folks, she packed up everything and left the barn in the hands of
Grace Moselle. Now, it just gets better. It was reported that miss Moselle (could have, and should have been Garcia) was seen in Hawaii just a few months ago with
Blaise Garcia wearing an engagement ring. But that isn't the case now, the two were last seen together two months ago having a heated argument over an offer that he received to join the German riding team. I seriously think she just needs to step back and away from guys for awhile, she has the worst luck ever from what we've all seen. Needless to say now, miss Moselle is packing around her Amerixan baby, Anaisa (congratulations, by the way) wearing no engagement ring and has the weight of the whole farm on her shoulders.
Good luck, hun. You're gonna need it.
Back around on the farm, it seems like
Aubrey King has also packed his bags and left down. Rumour has it that he has gone down to ride in Canada? Next thing you'll see we'll have pictures of him in a parka living in an igloo. It looks like
Danielle Marks is shit out of luck, who was also seen packing her things and moving out of his place. I don't quite think the two were even together, so who knows that was going on there? My sources have told me that miss Marks was recently seen in the high school as cheerful as ever talking to
Shane Martin. Well, is it talking if the other one doesn't say anything back?
Devin King still seems to be hanging around, even though his brother is gone. Not like he'd want to go anywhere with his riding anymore. It sounds like him and
Roman Harris have been spotted quite a few times out in public together, last seen on a trail ride (apparently Roman was riding a horse that he gave her). He just happened to give her a world class eventer? Something isn't right there. Speaking of things not being right, it seems like
Lucian Garner and
Kaitlyn McHail's soap opera relationship is continuing forward. Within the last month the two were seen stumbling out of a bar together (with
Aiden Dupont watching them shaking her head), and were just seen weeks ago walking out of the hospital. The hospital? According to the last gossip I heard at the barn he was in a car crash? Not sure about that one, folks. I'd want to drive off a cliff too if I was with her. She was also seen in the tack room talking to
Kane Weston, apparently the two are old friends? Watch out, Lucian- she has a tendency to be stuck between two guys, but I'd hope by now you would have noticed that.
It looks like there's another Danielle in town. Let's just hope she isn't going to be joining our pony princess team (which is no longer complete due to
Faith Morris leaving Addison).
Danielle Coleman was seen with new comer
Griffin Alexander in the barn. Not much seemed to be happening there, but apparently the barn is the place to be lately.
Victoria Benson was also seen talking to
Aston Reges who was using some very strong words about his ill tempered horse who got him good. I really don't think Grace would be pleased to have to deal with a lawsuit on top of everything, lets try and keep the horse from knocking anyone else down.
Devin Carlson and
Dixie Brooks were seen together (I bet you can guess where... if you guessed the barn, you're right) having a nice conversation, I heard that she's
Lane Brooks' sister? Be careful, Devin. I don't think I'd want to mess with those two. Speaking of Lane, he was spotted inviting miss
Wren Shaffer over for dinner? I have a feeling that there was going to be more than just dinner going on between the two of them.
Out in the bustling city park,
Cassie Maher was spotted talking to
Haden Levine. Although it didn't seem like she wanted much to do with him. Tough luck, buddy. Also seen out in the city park was miss
Megan Deracourt out smoking a joint. Honey, don't smoke illegal substances in public areas, you're bound to get busted one day. And not too far from the park, out in West Addison,
Adyline Heartline (who I've heard is loaded up her ass with cash) was seen with
Griffin Vaughn having what was thought to be a causual conversation turned out to be something much, much more heated. Be careful, darling! Remember: Wrap it before you tap it!
KEEPIN' IT REAL,
MONSTER MESSENGER
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